If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.
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Reblogging this gem one more time now that the shutdown is over.
I generally will not just copy and paste emails into stories but feel absolutely compelled to do so this time seeing what is at stake here. Has Barack Obama just signed away the last gasp of Americans freedoms with a new Executive Order? According…
We all have our one true love in life, the problem is we are too stupid to see it until its to late.
Once upon a time….A married couple in their early 60’s
was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet,
romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy
appeared on their table and said,
“For being such an exemplary married couple and for
being faithful to each other for all this time,
I will grant you each a wish.”
“Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband”
said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and — abracadabra! —
two tickets for the new QM 2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said:
” Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only
occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is
to have a wife 30 years younger than me”.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her
magic stick and -abracadabra! -the husband became 92 years old….
The moral of this story….. Men might be ungrateful idiots….
But fairies are……female.
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” ― Audrey Hepburn
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